Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile, aka author KD Robichaux
Let’s start with a little foreplay…
What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you?
Lea: Is this a sex thing? Because I once fell in the middle of street while throwing rubber penises at people and that was pretty embarrassing.
Craziest Fan moment?
Lea: We once had a friend write and dedicate her first book to us, and she didn’t tell us until she came to our signing and gave it to us. I cried like a baby. It’s was so beautiful and we were so proud of her! Jordan Bates we love you!
Pick one!
Favorite book and/or author?
Lea: Laurann Dohner – ANYTHING SHE WRITES
Mel: Laurann Dohner
Import or muscle car?
Lea: Muscle. I want to hear it say thank you when I hit the gas.
Mel: Import
Favorite song and/or musician?
Lea:Red Hot Chili Peppers
Mel: Taylor Swift
White, dark, or milk Chocolate?
Lea: Milk!
Mel: White
Sam or Dean Winchester?
Lea: I had to google who that was! You pick for me.
Mel: Who?
Commando, boxers, or briefs?
Lea: Briefs. I like a thick man in tight underwear.
Mel: Boxer briefs
Wine or mixed drink?
Lea: Diet Coke.
Mel: Neither
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Lea: Diet Coke.
Mel: I don't drink
Coke or Pepsi?
Lea: Diet Coke. THERE IS NO OTHER DRINK!
Mel: Pepsi
Biker boy or rocker dude?
Lea: Oh I don’t like either! Can I get a hairy construction worker?
Mel: Neither
Do you believe in vampires?
Lea: YES! And I don’t give a fuck about scientific facts that tell me otherwise! FIND ME EDWARD!
Mel: No
If you could have a super power, what power would you pick?
Lea: Being physically strong and fast.
Mel: To erase books & shows from my mind so I can re-watch/read them.
What would you do with your super power if you had it?
Lea: I want to do all the things Wonder Woman can do.
Mel: Rewatch and read stuff
Would you abuse your super power? How?
Lea: Fuck yeah, I’d tear down a building or some shit.
Mel: Yes
Enough foreplay, let’s get it on!
Tell us about your 1st time!
Lea: Well… It’s was terrible. But isn’t it always like that?
Mel: Fucking hurt.
Screamer, moaner, or silent?
Lea: Does giggling count? God I’m so immature.
Mel: Silent
Whips or chains?
Lea: Back it up! I don’t want anyone to hurt me!
Mel: Neither
Do you ever leave home without panties on?
Lea: All the time.
Mel: Yes. I hate them
Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
Lea: Nope. I heard a quote one time that said – don’t stick your dick in the cash register – and I felt like that was good advice.
Mel: My office
What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
Lea: Your moms house. Just kidding I’m boring.
Mel: Theme park
What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching porn, or listening to sex?
Lea: Listening to it.
Mel: Reading
What profession do you find the most arousing?
Lea: Professional Rugby Player
Mel: Cops
Does size matter?
Lea: Nah.
Mel: A little
Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
Lea: Nope.
Mel: Yes
Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
Lea: LOL!! No.
Mel: Not that I recall.
If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt, would you keep looking?
Lea: For sure.
Mel: No
What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
Lea: Oh god I don’t know! I need the definition of strange and for you to use it in a sentence.
Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?
Lea: I laugh a lot when I watch porn. Sex is funny.
Most embarrassing sexual experience?
Lea: I still feel like falling in a pile of rubber dicks is embarrassing enough.
Mel: Being caught.
Dominant or submissive?
Lea: Voyeur
Mel: Sub
A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?
Lea: I hope so! Sex would be boring otherwise.
Mel: Together almost 15 years. We've done everything.
Your stand on sex toys?
Lea: Get you one boo!
Mel: Yes.
Siiiigh, that was fantastic…
How about some pillow talk?
What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
Lea: Make more money and play with my dick.
Mel: Have sex
How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
Lea: The most gorgeous woman you’ve ever seen and super humble about it.
Mel: My top likely says something funny.
What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
Lea: If he doesn’t stop chewing so loud I’m going to smother him in his sleep.
Mel: This silence is nice.
What is a question you want me to ask you?
Lea: How am I so beautiful?
Mel: Not that I can think of.
What is a question you refuse to answer?
Lea: How often I have sex. It’s not that I think it’s personal I just think every relationship is different. And whether it’s a lot or a little doesn’t matter. It’s about the connection and comfort you get when you need it most.
Mel: How many calories I ate yesterday.
Any tats or piercings? If so, where?
Lea: I only have my ears pierced but I don’t wear earrings a lot. Lots of tattoos... but I like to keep them private.
Mel: None.
Biggest turn on?
Lea: My man planning a date.
Mel: Neck kisses
Biggest turn off?
Lea: Entitlement.
Mel: Smells
Pet peeve?
Lea: Don’t make a mess I’ve got to clean up.
Mel: Someone wasting peoples time for their own.
So tell us something nobody knows about you?
Lea: I opened mouth kissed a horse once. And if nobody gets that Austin Powers joke I don’t care. I’m never not using it.
Mel: I don't have a secret that deep.
What did you think while reading these questions?
Lea: I was nervous!!
Mel: There is a lot.
Thank you for answering my naughty questions. Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Lea: Better.
Now, for some pimping.
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About the Interviewer:
Author KD Robichaux, formerly known as blogger Kayla the Bibliophile, writes love stories from romantic comedies to dark and twisted obsessive heroes. Her seventeenth story will be on this season (Season 6) of Alexa Riley and Tessa Bailey's Read Me Romance Podcast! Book eighteen is publishing this summer from Aurora Rose Reynolds's Boom Factory Publishing.
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